Al's Ramblings

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

(6/18/2019 06:21:00 PM) - Al

The irony?

They are ignored because they voted for the president in record numbers. Narrative you know. 

6/18/2019 06:21:00 PM

(6/18/2019 08:45:00 AM) - Al

First world pain update: Having a skin imperfection of some sort way inside your nose. Itches all the time. Can't get a good scratch on it. No way to treat it.

I think it could easily be solved by punishing the successful by confiscating more of the money they earn...but really, what couldn't?

6/18/2019 08:45:00 AM

Monday, June 17, 2019

(6/17/2019 06:30:00 PM) - Al

Jon Stewart is a raging idiot. The hell with him.

6/17/2019 06:30:00 PM

(6/17/2019 04:00:00 PM) - Al

They're such wimpy little wussies.

Solve the problem and move on. Wait until you have a job.

6/17/2019 04:00:00 PM

(6/17/2019 12:30:00 PM) - Al

The irony? Solo seems to have no idea she is rich and famous because she looks like a model. Like many who have never run a business, she has no concept of capitalism, except that it's unfair because of some sort of silly snowflake stupidity.

The funny thing is, she's an Ivy League degree and the ability to read off a teleprompter from being every bit as qualified to be president as Obama.

6/17/2019 12:30:00 PM

(6/17/2019 10:00:00 AM) - Al

Worst president ever.

Good freaking God.

6/17/2019 10:00:00 AM

(6/17/2019 08:00:00 AM) - Al

We'd all be happier living in huts with a dirt floor on the commune, comrade.

They keep trying to convince us that we were all better off back when we were poor. Because that's the best they can do.

Gee, I hope they keep talking. They are completely out of touch with the American public.

6/17/2019 08:00:00 AM

(6/17/2019 01:30:00 AM) - Al

Loves it when he keeps talking.

The best economy since Reagan, and they keep insisting they need to fix it. Thank goodness.

6/17/2019 01:30:00 AM

Sunday, June 16, 2019

(6/16/2019 07:30:00 PM) - Al

Heh. I'm so old I remember when W was the devil himself.

McCain went from a dottering old fool who was too stupid to use a computer to a brilliant elder statesman, and all it took was voting against Obamacare, which he had promised or voted to kill dozens of times.

6/16/2019 07:30:00 PM

(6/16/2019 03:34:00 PM) - Al

Rambling wife and son taking me out to eat for dinner (though most us uneducated rubes in flyover country call it's a credit to the coastal elites they allow us to bask in our own stupidity...many of us don't even think you should punish the successful by taking more of their money than those who sleep until noon! We just don't get it.) although I am sure I'll be called on to figure the tip.

It's like her kryptonite.

For those curious, I take 20 or 25% and then round up to the next dollar. Unless, of course, it's a really attractive gal or she calls me honey or cutie or handsome. Or brings me ranch or country gravy on the side because she knows full well I'm going to ask. In which case, it's more.

For example: Bill is $27.44.

20% is around $5.50. 25% is around $6.80. Tip is gonna be $6 or $7. Or, sometimes I make the total an even dollar amount like $35. I do this if I am paying in cash.

Which means I haven't done that since the day before the day I got married.

Since it has been a while since I mentioned it, keep in mind the Ramblings laws of tipping:

1. If you are not sure if you are supposed to tip...make sure you tip.

2. If you are not sure how much to tip, figure out what a really cheap person would tip. Then triple it.

6/16/2019 03:34:00 PM

(6/16/2019 03:30:00 PM) - Al

I can't believe he has time, given he's looking for the real killers and all.

6/16/2019 03:30:00 PM

(6/16/2019 02:00:00 PM) - Al

At one of the debates, they should haul out Brian Terry's widow and ask Fondling Joe why he never talks about Fast and Furious.

I'm pretty sure the old geezer would spontaneously combust. Injun Lizzie* could make smoke signals and everything.

*She's a native American ya know. You ignorant kimosabe.

6/16/2019 02:00:00 PM

(6/16/2019 12:00:00 PM) - Al

Yes, they do want to take away your guns.

Because they hate the Constitution and hate you.

6/16/2019 12:00:00 PM

(6/16/2019 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Do as I say, not as I do.

Consistency is not their strength.

6/16/2019 11:00:00 AM

(6/16/2019 08:00:00 AM) - Al

They really are getting upset now that what they have denounced for the past decade has the economy booming. You know...what Barry said was impossible, you stupid and bitter clingers.

6/16/2019 08:00:00 AM

Saturday, June 15, 2019

(6/15/2019 03:30:00 PM) - Al

You see, they went with 20 because 21 would just be too many...

I love how bad they are at the simplest things.

6/15/2019 03:30:00 PM

(6/15/2019 02:30:00 PM) - Al


I'm telling you, if they'd just make murder illegal, all the problems would be solved. Rubes.

6/15/2019 02:30:00 PM

(6/15/2019 01:00:00 PM) - Al

If I didn't know better, I'd think President Trump played the old media.


6/15/2019 01:00:00 PM

(6/15/2019 12:00:00 PM) - Al

It's almost as if it's all fiction.

Because it is.

6/15/2019 12:00:00 PM

(6/15/2019 11:00:00 AM) - Al

It's not just that they cheat. It's that they're so bad at hiding it.

6/15/2019 11:00:00 AM

(6/15/2019 09:00:00 AM) - Al

They pretend shows are a hit that are just mediocre rated.

The Daily Show was one of those too. It got the same ratings as Andy Griffith gets weekday afternoons on TV Land.

6/15/2019 09:00:00 AM

(6/15/2019 07:40:00 AM) - Al

1. What if it doesn't?

2. This sounds like a problem that could easily be solved if we only took more money from the successful.

6/15/2019 07:40:00 AM

These are the good old days. Some folks are just too busy wishing the streets were paved with gold to enjoy the good times.

Whatever strikes me as interesting, and serious Milwaukee Brewers thoughts. If you are a believer in respecting OBP, throwing strikes, and keeping the ball in the park, you may have found the place you've been searching for. I believe in low taxes, small government, and am not afraid to be labeled patriotic. If you are interested in sausage race results, walk up music, or professional wrestling, you may wish to click elsewhere.

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I'm happy to pay taxes to help the helpless. I don't like paying taxes to help the clueless. Look at the Occupy movement...I'm forced to pay taxes to help those whose plight I delight in.--Dennis Miller

If you choose the path of terror, your life will be empty, and your life will be brief.--President Trump

Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.--Dennis Miller

I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.--Mad Dog Mattis

I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.--Thomas Sowell

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