Al's Ramblings

Monday, December 31, 2018

(12/31/2018 09:46:00 PM) - Al

I blame the National Knife Association and the 2nd Amendment of the British Constitution...which is well over 200 years old.

12/31/2018 09:46:00 PM

(12/31/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al


The truth is stranger than fiction.

12/31/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/31/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al


12/31/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/31/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

These rubes don't realize that taking more of their money and giving it to others is not a great thing!

12/31/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/31/2018 01:01:00 PM) - Al

Limited updates today. No one is reading anyway, I just looked at the stats.

Happy New Year my friends.

12/31/2018 01:01:00 PM

Sunday, December 30, 2018

(12/30/2018 07:59:00 PM) - Al

The jokes just write themselves.

12/30/2018 07:59:00 PM

(12/30/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

Math is their worst enemy.

12/30/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/30/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

This has been discussed for ages, but there is no doubt JFK's platform is far more reminiscent of today's GOP than the Dems.

12/30/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/30/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al


Think what a disaster Canada's health care would be without the USA picking up the slack.

12/30/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/30/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

They choose their heroes badly.

12/30/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/30/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

I've never seen the left pretending to be so upset over...peace.

I wish they would have been so fictionally unhappy about the previous administration sending real pallets of money to a real terrorist harboring nation.

Because he knew better, you know.

12/30/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/30/2018 08:30:00 AM) - Al

18 minutes of 2018 Brewers' calls.

12/30/2018 08:30:00 AM

(12/30/2018 05:30:00 AM) - Al

Also in the news, water is wet.

12/30/2018 05:30:00 AM

(12/30/2018 02:00:00 AM) - Al

51st again.

12/30/2018 02:00:00 AM

Saturday, December 29, 2018

(12/29/2018 07:30:00 PM) - Al

If she didn't exist, we'd have to invent her.

Reminds me of the endangered species dinner in Ace Ventura.

12/29/2018 07:30:00 PM

(12/29/2018 05:30:00 PM) - Al

I'm not saying AP is a bunch of scumbags.

I would not want to offend bags of scum in that manner.

The hell with them. A painful, torturous death is too good for them. If I worked for them, I would resign and find a job with an actual news organization.

12/29/2018 05:30:00 PM

(12/29/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

Ew. White people...they're the worst.

You can imagine my disdain when I realized that not only was I Caucasian, but I married a fair skinned gal as well. 


In my defense, Lisa Turtle was not available...

12/29/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/29/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

I seem to recall plagues and flu years that wiped out half the population.

But, of course, when one must feel self important, everything important is happening today.

12/29/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/29/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

The unpatriotic always hope for their country to fail.

Why? Because they're unpatriotic.

12/29/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/29/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

When they have to lie about where they are from, it's usually a sign they will lie about anything.

12/29/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/29/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

The shock that a tycoon understands business better than bureaucrats is about as funny as it gets. 

12/29/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/29/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

We can hope.

12/29/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/29/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

The self importance is off the charts.

12/29/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/29/2018 05:30:00 AM) - Al

John Banner lives on in the old media.

12/29/2018 05:30:00 AM

(12/29/2018 02:00:00 AM) - Al

Notice how all these elites bragging about Venezuela have one thing in common...they do not and would never live in Venezuela.

12/29/2018 02:00:00 AM

Friday, December 28, 2018

(12/28/2018 11:30:00 PM) - Al


I, for one, am shocked.

12/28/2018 11:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 07:40:00 PM) - Al

Brewers still talking to Yankees about Sonny Gray.

12/28/2018 07:40:00 PM

(12/28/2018 07:30:00 PM) - Al

...because they do not like what it says.

12/28/2018 07:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

My Girlfriend is always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction. "Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I’m addicted to them." So I drove her downtown and I pointed out a crack addict. I said, "Do you see that, honey? Why can’t you be that skinny?"--Anthony Jeselnik

Be offended all you like. He is hilarious. 

12/28/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al


You can hear the gasps in the room when they announce they're closing immediately already.

The irony? They'll never see it coming. Grand opening...grand closing.

12/28/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

A quick recap of Obamacare.

Higher premiums, fewer benefits...and people dying because of pencil pushers with platinum benefit packages funded by taxpayers making medical decisions.

If only someone could have foreseen this dilemma.

12/28/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

The irony?

They're too dense to understand they are insisting the military should stay in Syria infinitely...after Obama drew a red line there and after Syria crossed it; he chickened out sending troops there anyway.

Because he was so much smarter than the rest of us.

12/28/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/28/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

The facts are the left's worst nightmare.

They always are.

12/28/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/28/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Saying the Brewers' current rotation consists of 3 #5 SP's and 2 rookies is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen written at MLBTR.

That's embarrassing, very ignorant stuff.

12/28/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/28/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

This is exactly what they want.

12/28/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/28/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

receipts, funny receipts, funny photos, funny pics, funny pictures, funny vids

The odds of anyone over 25 admitting this is zero.

12/28/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/28/2018 06:00:00 AM) - Al


If only this was an actual law.

12/28/2018 06:00:00 AM

(12/28/2018 03:00:00 AM) - Al

More tornadoes! More hurricanes! More death!


Never mind.

If I didn't know better, I'd think this was all an incredibly poorly planned out ploy to take more money from the successful...

12/28/2018 03:00:00 AM

(12/28/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

They are a parody of themselves.

They only want the riff raff to vote. Not to, you know, muddy up the villa.

12/28/2018 01:00:00 AM

Thursday, December 27, 2018

(12/27/2018 06:54:00 PM) - Al

I have been assured this never happens.

12/27/2018 06:54:00 PM

(12/27/2018 06:50:00 PM) - Al

Their inability to read the public is legendary.

12/27/2018 06:50:00 PM

(12/27/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

I always giggle at how the old media insists Latinos will vote Dem because Dems support illegal immigration.

Nothing bothers legal immigrants more than those than jump the line. And the old media is clueless to it.

Because we're stupid rubes.

12/27/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/27/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

This has been the case for a decade or more.

Public servants like to think the taxpayers owe them more pay and better benefits. In reality, they should try working for themselves if they want to make more money.

12/27/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/27/2018 02:56:00 PM) - Al

Brewers will be on SUN night baseball this season.

12/27/2018 02:56:00 PM

(12/27/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

McDonald's has almost all store managers and execs that started as part time associates too.

Funny how those are 2 of the most respected companies in the USA, yet others are so hesitant to promote from within.

12/27/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/27/2018 01:20:00 PM) - Al

Brewers talked to Sanchez. Doubt if they wanted to go more than a single season.

12/27/2018 01:20:00 PM

(12/27/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

Note that the original tweet was sent while the president was on the ground with the troops.

That's a sly way to spit in the face of our military, which, of course, was a common trait of the left in the past.

Because they know better. 

12/27/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/27/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

It's easy to change your mind when you don't really believe in anything.

12/27/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/27/2018 12:20:00 PM) - Al

I've liked Harrison for years. He might well take a one year deal too, which is what the Crew is looking for.

12/27/2018 12:20:00 PM

(12/27/2018 12:15:00 PM) - Al


A common trait among those that make excuses why they missed class is they did not really care to go to class anyway.

12/27/2018 12:15:00 PM

(12/27/2018 12:08:00 PM) - Al


That's because they are not bothered by actual terror. In fact, if it's during a GOP administration, the deaths are well worth it.

12/27/2018 12:08:00 PM

(12/27/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

Remember those silent but respectful responses the military used to give Obama?

Not so much now.

It's a mystery that may never be solved. 

The military is overwhelmingly Republican. That makes me feel very good about my beliefs. 

12/27/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/27/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al

You mean hardened criminals are not deterred by a background check?

The hell you say.

12/27/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/27/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

I wonder how in the world this fella is so blind to his whining and incorrect assessment of the situation.

Small dairies are simply not as efficient as larger ones. It's the same reason family groceries and one screen movie theaters are all but extinct. They cannot compete in a free market with larger, better versions of the same thing. 100 years ago this dude would be bemoaning the fact his buggy whip factory is failing, and insisting the government should set a higher price and an annual quota. You know...for the good of the people.

As long as there is demand for milk, cheese, butter, and other things that come from dairy, we will have farmers milking cows. The price will rise and fall with supply and demand, and the best will make money doing so. There will be a survival of the fittest type scenario, without a doubt. Many have already left the business...but the amount of cows has not gone down, or maybe just barely. Improved genetics means you do not need as many animals to produce the same amount of product.

The old media insists on reporting on the number of operations, but in doing so, embarrasses itself, as is often the case.

12/27/2018 01:00:00 AM

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

(12/26/2018 08:57:00 PM) - Al

They played themselves.

I love it when they prove themselves to be the idiots we all know they are.

12/26/2018 08:57:00 PM

(12/26/2018 07:54:00 PM) - Al

Very nice of the president and first lady to do this. Leaving on Xmas night was especially noteworthy.

And then the WSJ destroys the old media and their fake news

12/26/2018 07:54:00 PM

(12/26/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al

It's almost as if they are finally figuring out there's an element of showmanship involved in politics.

12/26/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/26/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

I guarantee you, we will soon see "confiscate wealth" as the way to pay for boondoggles such as this.

12/26/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/26/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

The Rangers “are not done acquiring” catching help this offseason,’s T.R. Sullivan writes in his latest Rangers Inbox column, though he indicates that the team isn’t expected to be in the mix for J.T. Realmuto as the Marlins look to move him. Texas could add some more veteran depth to pair with defensive whiz Jeff Mathis, it seems, but a high-end acquisition doesn’t appear to be in the cards. Isiah Kiner-Falefa is the other option atop the Rangers’ catching depth chart at the moment, but he’s still developing and has more experience at both second base and third base than he does at catcher.

I have to wonder if the Rangers will pick up a backstop from the Brewers if the Crew improves the position in a trade or free agent signing. They have talked extensively about Mike Minor and possibly others.

12/26/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/26/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

It's colder because it's hotter.

12/26/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/26/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

Putting a label on everyone is exhausting.

This is what happens when you stop treating everyone the same like I do. Because, you know, I don't get it.

12/26/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/26/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

Somewhere in a board room, the left is cursing loudly and brainstorming reasons why this happened.

Most common reason noted?

Well, it's because the public's holiday shopping wore out and they had to buy new ones. It's not because of a stronger economy, damn it!

Because they know better than us stupid rubes. Nothing hurts the left more than facts and math.

When people get to keep more of the money they earn, it seems they spend more.

Funny how that works. I never would have guessed it...

12/26/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/26/2018 11:47:00 AM) - Al

It’s no secret Chicago wants to move Jabari Parker, who was an expensive free agent addition over the summer. Parker was pulled from the rotation shortly after Boylen took over and hasn’t played at all since December 13.--Hoops Rumors

Many Bucks' fans wanted to give Parker near max money.

Defense is half the game. And he sucks at it.

12/26/2018 11:47:00 AM

(12/26/2018 10:22:00 AM) - Al

Today marks the first day of the little known, week long festival I like to call, "What the hell day is it today anyway?"

Best known for thinking the majority of the time it's a Sunday...

12/26/2018 10:22:00 AM

(12/26/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

Attention whores don't have much consideration for others, to say the least.

My college years, to be honest, were not overly spent in the library. I did go to the 24 hour quiet study room on occasion, just to be able to plop down and not be tempted by distractions.

However, if on the occasion I would have been trying to get something done, and the choir would have shown up, with camera crews in hand to record it, I would have been a mighty unhappy camper.

12/26/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/26/2018 07:00:00 AM) - Al


That would be different. Because shut up.

12/26/2018 07:00:00 AM

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

(12/25/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

Next time.

That darn bad luck.

Funny how those that ignore basic economic rules have such a difficult time having economic success. And fail to admit how well following them have worked for the past 2 years. 

Never underestimate the hatred those feel that openly root for a bad economy so fellow Americans can suffer.

Because they're better than us.

12/25/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/25/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Taping the Bucks game to watch later, as the Rambling family movie and Chinese lunch are at the same time.

12/25/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/25/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

This is a perfect example of what Obama did for 8 years...all show, no results.

12/25/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/25/2018 09:21:00 AM) - Al

Ted Nugent decks the halls.

12/25/2018 09:21:00 AM

(12/25/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Merry Christmas from the Ramblings' team.

Me, myself, and I.

12/25/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/25/2018 07:00:00 AM) - Al

It's a mystery we may never solve.

12/25/2018 07:00:00 AM

(12/25/2018 06:00:00 AM) - Al


12/25/2018 06:00:00 AM

(12/25/2018 03:00:00 AM) - Al


That said, it will work perfectly next time. The rubes are just too stupid to understand that.

12/25/2018 03:00:00 AM

Monday, December 24, 2018

(12/24/2018 08:00:00 PM) - Al

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Heh. True that.

12/24/2018 08:00:00 PM

(12/24/2018 05:00:00 PM) - Al

How do they find these scoops?

12/24/2018 05:00:00 PM

(12/24/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al


They lie because the truth is too painful to admit.

12/24/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/24/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

I'm so old, I remember when the left insisted this was racist.

It's easy to change your mind when you don't really believe in anything.

Don't like our core beliefs? Don't worry, they have others.

12/24/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/24/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

We were laughing yesterday that our movie theater have movies starting at 7AM Xmas Day with the last showing of one movie starting at 11PM.

So, we thought maybe we better buy in advance, since Xmas is such a popular movie day. The 10AM show...3 tickets remaining...none together.

We don't talk during films anyway.

We laughed because they add a $1.70 convenience fee on if you buy in advance, but waive it if you are a "rewards club member"...which means you gave them your email and got a plastic card several years ago.  

12/24/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/24/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

The irony is, wildfires are a natural part of a forest's cycle. They clear out the undergrowth and most all the healthy mature trees survive.

The left doesn't always worry about stupid things. But they do so enough to make me ignore every one of their petty concerns.

12/24/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/24/2018 01:28:00 PM) - Al

We can only dream.

A couple weeks ago, I paid the post office $25 to deliver an envelope overnight. They missed the guarantee by 25 hours. The postal workers were unapologetic, unconcerned, and rude.

Well, to be fair, that's only $1 an hour.

Last night, we ordered our friend in GA some groceries, since she had $4 to her name and little food in the apartment.

Publix delivered them, on time and as promised, between 10 and 11 this morning. Cost? $3.99.

One is run by the government.

The other one is efficient.

12/24/2018 01:28:00 PM

(12/24/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

When you have to rewrite history, it means you were on the wrong side of it.

12/24/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/24/2018 12:01:00 PM) - Al

Early favorite for drama queen article of the year.

Less than 1% of gift card credits do not get spent or go to fees. This is like complaining your supermodel girlfriend is only a mediocre cook.

12/24/2018 12:01:00 PM

(12/24/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

Ramblings will not be posting filler the next couple days.

If something happens, I'll post. If not, I won't.


12/24/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/24/2018 08:00:00 AM) - Al

Amen Rand Paul.

He's right you know. And, shockingly, the left is/was 100% wrong

12/24/2018 08:00:00 AM

(12/24/2018 07:30:00 AM) - Al

Pretty much no one working today except those in retail and a limited few in the service sector. Other than that, it's pretty much just the self employed (farmers, plumbers, HVAC) and police/fire/medical.

I remember the last few years I ran a store, I always gave all the full timers off (unless they said they wanted the hours) and had my assistant open the store, while I "closed" it with a skeletal staff (though we only stayed open until 5 or maybe 6).

After working 10+ hour shifts for a couple months, that little 5 hour shift seemed like a day off.

12/24/2018 07:30:00 AM

Sunday, December 23, 2018

(12/23/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

It's easy to change your mind when you don't really believe in anything.

12/23/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/23/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

They won't be happy until everyone is as miserable as they are.

12/23/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/23/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

I must admit, the fact some think actors cannot play roles that one of the stupidest things I have ever witnessed.

12/23/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/23/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

It's colder because it's hotter.


12/23/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/23/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

I blame early SUV's and those pollution spewing factories of the 6th century.

The science is settled.

12/23/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/23/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

8 years of foreign policy that might as well have been determined by a Magic 8 Ball. Hoe bad was it? The embarrassing red line incident in Syria was probably not even in the top 10 debacles.

Since then? Success. Peace. Open relations with previously hostile regimes.

That's why they hate it. The results speak for themselves...and they are devastating.

12/23/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/23/2018 07:48:00 AM) - Al

I just got caught up on my thank yous for the Ramblings donation drive. I had missed a couple that donated a couple weeks ago. Sorry.

12/23/2018 07:48:00 AM

(12/23/2018 06:55:00 AM) - Al

Notice no one ever grills those of the Muslim belief.

12/23/2018 06:55:00 AM

(12/23/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

And they will be led by racists and anti Jewish women.

Because they're so much smarter than us rubes.

12/23/2018 01:00:00 AM

Saturday, December 22, 2018

(12/22/2018 07:05:00 PM) - Al

I assume the Brewers are interested in every quality FA SP.

I also assume they will not go over their price, whatever that is.

12/22/2018 07:05:00 PM

(12/22/2018 05:30:00 PM) - Al

Too bad some stupid rich white kid is taking the spot of a deserving intelligent minority.

12/22/2018 05:30:00 PM

(12/22/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

Fake news?

The hell you say.

12/22/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/22/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

The best part about photos like this is the disgust many on the left feel when they see examples of peace through strength.

12/22/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/22/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

You lost me at $615 a month in donations.

A few years ago, when they kept Biden in a padded room to keep him from hurting himself, his tax return showed he had donated about 27 cents to charity one year.

$615...a month.

12/22/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/22/2018 01:18:00 PM) - Al

Talking to a gent today, he said he was going home to Detroit for the holidays, and that he was looking forward to "chillin with his homies."

Luckily, I was able to consult my small town Caucasian translation guide, where I discovered he was "anticipating discussing meaningful life issues with his long time associates."

Good to know.

12/22/2018 01:18:00 PM

(12/22/2018 12:43:00 PM) - Al

Universal/DreamWorks’ Welcome to Marwen at 1,911 theaters is on course to crash with $927K today and $3M over FSS. From a distance, this adaptation directed and co-written by Robert Zemeckis of the 2010 documentary Marwencol looked like Forrest Gump in its fantasy drama, an awards season destination. Both the doc and this film follow the true story of Mark Hogancamp (here played by Steve Carell) who was brutally attacked, and healed his PTSD through art therapy, constructing miniature WWII scenes of mostly female dolls. Hogancamp’s intent is that these figures would have his back should he ever be attacked again. Hogancamp wound up creating a successful art show out of this project. 

However, the doc didn’t necessarily translate to screen via Zemeckis’ prism. A cut was shown to the awards media back in November, and they largely rejected it, which unfortunately spells death for a feature such as this.  Marwen cost around $40M and it will no doubt lose money. What’s bad here is that it’s a back-to-back disaster for Uni after Mortal Engines last weekend. However, if you’re going to release a bomb, do it here over Christmas, because it’s probably the only time of the year when a studio will an 8x multiple or more off a pic’s opening.--Deadline

This reminds me of how Hollywood insists they can make a movie about our troops in which everyone is a terrible person and then they return home injured or mentally ill and truly believe patriotic Americans will flock to it. 

Each studio needs to introduce an executive with the title of "flyover country liaison."

12/22/2018 12:43:00 PM

(12/22/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

Translation: I'm more important than everyone else so I do not plan ahead and inconvenience others because, did you not notice than I am more important than everyone else?

12/22/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/22/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

Thank goodness we got rid of those aerosol cans.

12/22/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/22/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Yes, it's a real article.

12/22/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/22/2018 10:30:00 AM) - Al

For many, the answer is both.

These are people that have vehemently argued against the 1st and 2nd amendments in the past couple years. When you hate freedom, you hate America.

12/22/2018 10:30:00 AM

(12/22/2018 10:02:00 AM) - Al

I was just about to past last evening that I assumed most teams will begin their holiday hiatus when the Santana trade was announced.

So, I would not expect to see much, if any activity today thru Xmas Day, and probably not a whole lot until after 2019 begins. I recall Doug Melvin used to take a vacation that ended just after the new year, though he would check in each morning and occasionally, Gord Ash would make a minor trade or signing anyway.

12/22/2018 10:02:00 AM

(12/22/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

I'm against that.

Oh. Well then, I'm for it!

It's easy to change your mind when you don't really believe in anything.

Heh.  If this keeps up, we may see a pro war protest.

12/22/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/22/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Someday, us evil conservatives will properly treat the ladies with the dignity they deserve.

12/22/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/22/2018 08:41:00 AM) - Al

How will we survive? I think this will lead to millions of deaths!

12/22/2018 08:41:00 AM

(12/22/2018 08:30:00 AM) - Al

We are not miserable!

Oh, and cheese is sexist.

12/22/2018 08:30:00 AM

(12/22/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al

The science is settled!

12/22/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/22/2018 03:00:00 AM) - Al


Chicago and DC are both murder zones, and they have the tightest gun control in the country. And no one ever mentions it.

12/22/2018 03:00:00 AM

(12/22/2018 12:30:00 AM) - Al

I admit, I seriously wish Mike Huckabee was my best friend.

12/22/2018 12:30:00 AM

Friday, December 21, 2018

(12/21/2018 09:58:00 PM) - Al

Just thought I would mention I am seeing several folks saying Gamel is a poor defender. Well, he's not slow and he has an arm good enough for RF, so I don't think he's bad. His UZR is average, but his DRS is poor...of course, Yelich's metrics were below average as well.

One thing about OF defense, and it seems especially corner guys, is the ballpark plays havoc with those numbers. I can't say I have a grasp on why, but often, it just doesn't pass the eye test. That's why teams employ scouts and grade their own players.

12/21/2018 09:58:00 PM

(12/21/2018 08:13:00 PM) - Al

Dodgers acquire Homer Bailey to balance out salary in trade, will release him and eat his salary.

Some crappy team will pick him up and hope he rebounds enough to get something for him at the deadline. 

12/21/2018 08:13:00 PM

(12/21/2018 07:39:00 PM) - Al

I seem to recall DJ Wilson being called a bust by many...even though he had never really played minutes until the past week. Of late, he often appears to be the best player on the court, if Giannis is not in.

It's amazing how quickly people give up on young players that are still developing.

12/21/2018 07:39:00 PM

(12/21/2018 06:18:00 PM) - Al

Santana headed to the Pacific Northwest.

Ben Gamel and a young pitcher coming back. I assume Gamel will be penciled in as the 4th OF, and I have mentioned him as a possible target for several years.

Gamel has at least one option left too, meaning he can go down if the OF's are healthy and they need an extra arm. Santana (and Broxton, for that matter) can not. Given Gamel's baserunning and defense prowess, that likely makes up for the lesser power. Gamel is also pre arby, so he will be significantly less spendy.

And yes, Ben is Mat's younger brother.

Because of the holidays and the fact physicals have to be done before this trade is completed, this deal may well not be official until after Xmas, or even sometime in 2019.

EDIT: Heh, about 5 minutes later, trade is official. No physicals apparently, just a medical review. 

EDIT 2: JS has quotes from Stearns

12/21/2018 06:18:00 PM

(12/21/2018 05:00:00 PM) - Al

No one likes him.

Except that pesky half the country that is not triggered at the sight of a burger.

12/21/2018 05:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al

His phone probably told him to be in the far right lane...

12/21/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/21/2018 04:25:00 PM) - Al

I still think LaMahieu makes the most sense. He's a plus defender and baserunner coming off a down season. It makes sense for him to sign a 1 year contract and reestablish value. And to prove he can hit outside of Colorado, though most major league teams understand the thin air effect far better than casuals, who look at his road numbers and think he'll suck.

It's tough to get used to hitting breaking balls than actually break after a homestand at Coors. That adjustment is mental and physical.

My 2nd choice would be Derek Dietrich. He's a lefty bat that could platoon with Perez for the most part. 

12/21/2018 04:25:00 PM

(12/21/2018 03:51:00 PM) - Al

This is not my GA friend.

It reminds me a lot of her, however.

12/21/2018 03:51:00 PM

(12/21/2018 03:37:00 PM) - Al

My guess would be part of it is Scooter to LA and an OF coming back to Cincy.

Rosenthal reporting Puig, Kemp, and Wood going to Cincy for Homer Bailey. Done to clear payroll to sign Harper. 

12/21/2018 03:37:00 PM

(12/21/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

The incoming administration stays up nights trying to figure out how to spend this stupidly without anyone noticing.

12/21/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al


I am happy, wealthy, and wise.

I guess I better see 3 specialists to fix that.

12/21/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

She's taking a vacation from being unemployed.

A living, breathing punchline.

12/21/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

That's because he was so much smarter than the rest of us.

12/21/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

They depend on the votes of illegals. They fight like mad to prevent anyone from stopping the votes of non citizens.

This ain't rocket science.

12/21/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/21/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

I, for one, am shocked.

The irony is, they're not even trying to disguise it anymore. Trying to make everyone a have not is a full time job.

12/21/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/21/2018 02:00:00 AM) - Al

They took a beloved pageant and make it PC.

I'm shocked it didn't work...

12/21/2018 02:00:00 AM

Thursday, December 20, 2018

(12/20/2018 09:23:00 PM) - Al

Crew signs Spangenberg.

754 OPS versus RHP. If the season started today...

1. It would be really cold in many ballparks.

2. 2B would probably be a Spangenburg/Perez platoon.

I would guess this is a major league contract, based on the wording, but am not sure. 

12/20/2018 09:23:00 PM

(12/20/2018 06:49:00 PM) - Al

The fear among the left that wars Obama insisted on pretending to care about for 8 years with restrictions that left our military with no chance of winning are ending is hilarious.

The current administration gave generals permission to kill bad guys at will. Astoundingly, this has worked so well both Syria and Afghanistan are in far better shape. Fittingly, troops are coming home.

It would have worked a decade ago too. Obama was too concerned about being politically correct than giving a damn about the lives of our soldiers and protecting the USA. He never understood if you tell folks not to go into churches and temples, evil bastards will hide out in churches and temples.

His ignorance was off the charts on most everything. It was almost as if he had never been in charge of anything his entire life.

12/20/2018 06:49:00 PM

(12/20/2018 06:36:00 PM) - Al

That's because skill and ability was not a requirement.

Only loyalty. Susie Rice couldn't spell any of her titles, but she lied without shame about Benghazi on the Sunday morning shows. Job for life.

12/20/2018 06:36:00 PM

(12/20/2018 06:30:00 PM) - Al

I don't know why he had a 16% approval rating. Heh.

12/20/2018 06:30:00 PM

(12/20/2018 05:39:00 PM) - Al

Daniel Murphy signing with Rockies.

Better chance LeMahieu ends up in MIL, for 2 reasons now.

Stearns seems happy to wait out the market and sign someone to a 1 or 2 year deal. 

12/20/2018 05:39:00 PM

(12/20/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

Thank God they keep talking.

12/20/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/20/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

I must admit, the idea of a relationship with a woman with standards this low sounds pretty appealing at times.

12/20/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/20/2018 01:28:00 PM) - Al

If I remember right, this was "the end of the world as we know it."

Turns out, I feel fine.

If I didn't know better, I'd think the left was creating fictional problems that are actually just minor policy disagreements. Of course, if you had to admit all your economic platform was just voodoo designed to bring successful people down and the opponent's ideas had created more wealth in 2 years than the previous administration's did in 8, you might stretch the truth often as well.

12/20/2018 01:28:00 PM

(12/20/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al


Tough call.

12/20/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/20/2018 11:31:00 AM) - Al

At some point, you have enough money.

They, however, do not.

Don't like their principles? Don't worry, they've got others.

12/20/2018 11:31:00 AM

(12/20/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

Robert Murray of The Athletic writes that the Brewers sent three representatives to watch Troy Tulowitzki’s audition for MLB clubs yesterday (subscription required). Murray spoke to multiple scouts in attendance who had positive things to say about how Tulo looked on that given day, though obviously the primary question isn’t whether the 34-year-old is healthy right now, but whether he’ll be able to hold up over the course of a full season. The Brewers could utilize Tulowitzki at either third base or second base, with Travis Shaw manning the other spot. Given Shaw’s experience (and proficiency) at the hot corner, second base would be Tulowitzki’s likeliest position in Milwaukee. There were at least 11 other clubs on hand at yesterday’s showcase, however, so Milwaukee is but one of many possible landing spots for the former Rockies star. Any team that signs Tulowitzki would only owe him the league minimum of $555K in 2019.---MLBTR 

Troy would be a very good addition for anyone, as he really only takes up a 40 man spot. If injured, he's only making the minimum.

This is a very good case of the player picking the opportunity he wants, be it playing time, geography, or contention. 

12/20/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/20/2018 11:03:00 AM) - Al


I've been told by all the smartest people that this has never happened and will never happen. Ever.

If he would have just used anonymous or unnamed sources, no one would have blinked an eye. That's why I ignore everything with either. 

12/20/2018 11:03:00 AM

(12/20/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al

That's different, because shut up.

12/20/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/20/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

Considering he wrote up Hillary's innocence before he interviewed her pretty much proves he's a corrupt hack.

Arguing he isn't proves you are an equally biased hack as well.

The funny thing is, despite hundreds of "I do not remember" answers, he still has been caught in dozens of lies under oath...yet, not a single mention of him being indicted by see, they only go after Republicans.

It's a mystery that may never be solved!

12/20/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/20/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

McCain's last couple years are almost enough to wipe out all of his amassed good will.

It's painful when someone puts jealousy and selfishness over party and country no matter how honorable he was for decades.

12/20/2018 01:00:00 AM

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

(12/19/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al


The pity party is in full force until you find out the facts.

12/19/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/19/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

But, it succeeds in punishing the successful.

All the rest is just excuses to do so.

12/19/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/19/2018 03:43:00 PM) - Al


It's only got one way to go. Because the WI taxpayer is back to being an open wallet for the privileged.

12/19/2018 03:43:00 PM

(12/19/2018 03:23:00 PM) - Al

Sorry, my friends, Blogger/Google issues. First I've been allowed on.

12/19/2018 03:23:00 PM

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

(12/18/2018 11:47:00 AM) - Al

That's because it's a load of crap.

That they used to obtain illegal warrants.

Good thing they aren't conservatives, or they would be in trouble. .

12/18/2018 11:47:00 AM

(12/18/2018 11:44:00 AM) - Al


She has no idea how much everyone hates her.

12/18/2018 11:44:00 AM

(12/18/2018 08:56:00 AM) - Al

Rambling wife having minor procedure* this morning. Gent just checked in and was told his scheduled arrival time was he's almost an hour early...but assuming he thought it was 8:45, he's still late for what he thought.

That must be close to a total whiff.

*Of course, "minor" meaning it's not me.

12/18/2018 08:56:00 AM

(12/18/2018 02:30:00 AM) - Al

I distinctly remember a wise man saying if high speed rail was profitable, private business would build it.

He was right.

12/18/2018 02:30:00 AM

(12/18/2018 12:30:00 AM) - Al

Headline from 1996.

12/18/2018 12:30:00 AM

Monday, December 17, 2018

(12/17/2018 08:00:00 PM) - Al

This is the Rambling wife. The Rambling son drives separately to church even when they attend the same service.

And beats her home by half an hour.

12/17/2018 08:00:00 PM

(12/17/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al

Well, to be fair, it's easy to change your mind when you don't really believe in anything.

12/17/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/17/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al



12/17/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/17/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

They're not smart enough to realize voting would go down.

Who wants to waste part of a day off to vote?

12/17/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/17/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

I find it hilarious that laws like this still exist. It's embarrassingly antiquated and anti free market.

The really strange this is the lack of understanding of math. The difference between 3.2% alcohol and the standard 4-5% is so minimal as to be completely inconsequential.

12/17/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/17/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

The worst part about this is, after Og brought home the first SUV and moved to the suburbs, he realized that neither roads or gas stations existed, making his purchase rather ill timed.

12/17/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/17/2018 10:30:00 AM) - Al

They wonder why we do not fall to our knees and vote like they do.

Toby Keith has performed hundreds of USO shows for our troops, all over the world, some in war zones.

Natalie Maines once walked past a stray dog and did not kick it. She was most likely too busy imagining how she would spit on the next veteran she wandered upon.

I'm glad they're not on my side. 

12/17/2018 10:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 09:58:00 AM) - Al

Mike Minor almost ended up with the Brewers, per this pay to read Rosenthal column.

12/17/2018 09:58:00 AM

(12/17/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

Called our local Chinese restaurant to see if it was open on Xmas as it has been in previous years.

You betcha.

We will be celebrating Xmas with the Rambling wife's family before, my family after, and spend the 24th and 25th here at home. I would say we will mostly play board games and wear Xmas sweaters, but we do not live in a Hallmark movie. Steak and shrimp for lunch Xmas eve, apps Xmas eve night, and Chinese Xmas Day.


*Posted solely on the hopes it will trigger a liberal. 

12/17/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 08:30:00 AM) - Al

The headline says one thing, and the article shows the money does not add up to anything like that.

The idea that large market teams do not have analytics or rehab/science centers is false. Simply put, this is something that only shows how low the standards are to get something online.*

Embarrassing drivel.

*I say knowingly. 

12/17/2018 08:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 08:27:00 AM) - Al

A while back, I started my semi once in a while Ramblings' donation drive. As I have mentioned in the past, Ramblings will always be free, because, to be honest, most days, that's exactly what it is worth. However, I know some of you are big fans. You email to tell me of something I missed, no matter how minute the importance. So, if you wish to make a contribution, you can do so in one of these ways:

1. Hit the PayPal button in the sidebar on the right.

2. Send me an email or Twitter DM (addresses also in the sidebar), and I will give you my address where you can send a check, money order, or a pile of stock certificates or gold bars.

If you do not wish to donate, no problem, just continue to check out the site and be mildly annoyed by the nonintrusive requests. Hurry, I've grown weary of updating this.

Again, thank you to those who have contributed and to all Ramblings' readers. 

12/17/2018 08:27:00 AM

(12/17/2018 08:24:00 AM) - Al

That type of me first attitude was on full display during the quartet of self planned funerals. A shame all that knowledge and intelligence got caught up in selfishness at the end.

12/17/2018 08:24:00 AM

(12/17/2018 07:30:00 AM) - Al


Whoda thunk it?

12/17/2018 07:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 05:30:00 AM) - Al

I hope and pray they keep talking.

12/17/2018 05:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 02:30:00 AM) - Al

Hey, I'd side with Daisy Fuentes if she argued taxes should be higher.

She's right you know.

12/17/2018 02:30:00 AM

(12/17/2018 12:30:00 AM) - Al

The irony? President Trump is arguing Obama's immigration policy from 2008, and the Dems insist he's wrong.

Consistency is not their strength.

12/17/2018 12:30:00 AM

Sunday, December 16, 2018

(12/16/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al


I hate most everyone.

12/16/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/16/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

Who gets to decide? Well, they do!!

They hate freedom.

12/16/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/16/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

I had forgotten the President Edwards years.

If you'll recall, he was an ass in both Americas...

12/16/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/16/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

I wonder if Jenny Dell knows that all women despise her because she lost all the baby weight in like a month.

12/16/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/16/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

Let them eat cake!

12/16/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/16/2018 08:43:00 AM) - Al


But I feel fine.

Crying wolf since they insisted agriculture would cease to exist without slavery.

12/16/2018 08:43:00 AM

(12/16/2018 08:00:00 AM) - Al


12/16/2018 08:00:00 AM

(12/16/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al


Life is tough for the left.

Every year, Wal Mart sells out of meatballs at Xmas time, I assume because so many parties and families make them for appetizers. One year, they still had turkey meatballs in stock, and while the Rambling son and I would happily enjoy them, the Rambling wife despises turkey in all forms, except freshly roasted.

As I double checked to make sure no random bags of beef meatballs had fallen to another spot, a lady came along and grabbed 2 bags and tossed them in her cart. A child told her they were turkey, and she disgustedly put them back while saying, "Turkey meatballs? They should call them turkeyballs." She and all the kids burst out laughing and were still laughing when they left the aisle.

If I had an audience like that, Seinfeld would quote me. 

12/16/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/16/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

The jokes just write themselves.

12/16/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/16/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

Miscommunication leads to a lot of failed relationships.

And a failed trade.

12/16/2018 01:00:00 AM

Saturday, December 15, 2018

(12/15/2018 06:09:00 PM) - Al

Brewers talking to Lowrie.

Not only is he a solid offensive producer, he can play all 4 infield positions, though he would likely be a bit range challenged at SS these days.

12/15/2018 06:09:00 PM

(12/15/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

They won't be happy until everyone is as miserable as they are.

12/15/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/15/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

Scroll to bottom for updates. 

BUMPED: So allow me to get up on my soapbox a few minutes. Grab a beverage, sit back, and enjoy the pain of me telling you we have the most incompetent public sector in the history of the planet.

Yesterday, I drove from the Wausau area to Juneau, WI, to Neillsville, WI to Wausau. I drove for about 9 hours. When I returned, I put the things I had picked up in a NEXT DAY GUARANTEE envelope and paid $25 to the United States Postal Service for them to deliver it today by 3PM. The gent gladly took my money and proudly informed me it would be delivered by 3PM today.

Note that at no time did anyone refer to this as a maybe, possibly, if everything goes well next day guarantee. So, at 4PM today, imagine my surprise when the tracking number showed that the envelope had left Wausau at 9:41PM last night...with no further updates. Puzzled, I called the 800 number, and after working with a computer designed by untrained seals, the recording informed me the estimated wait time would be "over an hour."

I hung up the phone and drove down to my local post office, the exact same place that smiled and guaranteed next day delivery by 3PM. The exact same person was behind the counter. He typed in the tracking number and proudly informed me that the last update was that it left Wausau at 9:41PM last night. I told him I had learned that before I had left my residence, but that my question was, "Why was it not delivered by 3PM? And, for that matter, where is it right now?"

He went back, and I was hoping he was going to use a computer with actual answers. He returned in a few minutes, and told me this other gentleman would assist me.

I went back into the postmaster's office (Though I have no idea who it was, they never introduced themselves. That would be customer service friendly.) and the gentleman was, wait for it, putting the tracking number into the computer. He informed me that the package in question had left Wausau at 9:41PM last night. And that it had not been updated since. I told him I was well aware of that nugget of information, but I wanted to know why it had not been delivered by 3PM today. I asked him why it said NEXT DAY GUARANTEE if there was, in fact, no guarantee it would reach it's destination the next day.

He chuckled.

Yes, I said he chuckled.

He then told me he had no idea, but thought that "the bad weather in the southeast may have grounded some planes." He said he would look at the computer tomorrow and give me a call if I wished.

I told him I was well aware of how to use a computer and could do that myself. He asked me if I wanted to give him my phone number. I asked him why no one had any idea where my package was. I did not receive even an attempt at an answer. I asked why no one had updated the system to explain where my package was. I asked why no one had any idea where my package was (yes, I think I said that twice). I asked why no one seemed to care that no one had updated the system on this package since 9:41PM last night.

I decided my time would be better spent elsewhere.

So, to recap:

1. The package did not arrive by 3PM today.

2. There's a very good chance it left Wausau at 9:41PM last night.

3. There may have been some weather in the southeast USA in the past 24 hours.

4. The NEXT DAY GUARANTEE is as real as unicorns, Bigfoot, and people I do not hate.

I will continue to update this until I receive my money back, an apology for incompetence, an apology for having a fictional NEXT DAY GUARANTEE. I will also be filing a claim to receive my $100 in insurance, because those papers being late may well delay an important moment in a friend's life.

But, you know, it did leave Wausau at 9:41PM last night. At least, we think it did.

The pain. I cannot stand the pain.

UPDATE: More thoughts as my package was still not delivered.

A. I did not give them 10k things and only 9999 were delivered. Not 5k. Not even 100. I gave them a single package. They did not deliver it.

For those keeping track, that's no packages delivered as promised. Zero. One package not delivered. One.

B. At no time did anyone offer an apology. At no time did anyone even pretend they cared.

C. I can only imagine that, if indeed there was "weather" in the SE USA, a rather large geographic area mind you, not every single airport was closed. If the package was scheduled to be flown to Jacksonville, or Tallahassee, or any other town in generic northern FL/southern GA, it seems to me a rather simple solution would be to, wait for it, reroute it to another airport, allow me to throw Atlanta out there as a possibility. Of course, this would mean giving a damn.

D. I could have driven the package there. It would have taken 17 hours, so if I'd have left at 4, I would have got there about 10AM Eastern time. Maybe 10:30, I would have had to pee and fill up with gas. Of course, I would have known where the package was at all times. I would have got the package there before 3PM.

That's something I cannot say about others.

UPDATE, STILL MAD: My friend is staying at a hotel tonight. No one will be at home where the package will be delivered tomorrow. If it does get delivered (a day late) it will be sitting outside, unprotected and completely stealable. This is because someone was there yesterday, to wait patiently for an important package. A package that left Wausau at 9:41PM last night, they proudly tell me.

Guess what? The post office does not care. But they have one helluva pension package. Funny how that works.

QUICK UPDATE: Dark thirty FRI morning.

Delivery on my package now scheduled 3pm. Earlier today.


I'm not saying they are worthless and incompetent. They could be 100 times better and not reach those lofty heights.

But the way, it left Wausau at 9:41pm last night.

UPDATE FRI 8AM: Last left Wausau at 9:41PM WED night. I am at the point in which I unlocked all the doors to the house in hopes someone breaks in so I can beat the living hell out of them.

UPDATE FRI 11AM: Went to post office again to ask for help in locating where package is. They offered no help, said they could do nothing, and told me to leave.

Customer service? None. They don't even pretend.

UPDATE 1PM: Package has arrived in city of delivery. Not sure if it will be delivered today or not. I'd call, but, you know...

SATURDAY UPDATE: Package was delivered about 4PM yesterday, about 25 hours past the guarantee. Didn't even make it by 3PM 2 days later. On the bright side, my friend in GA was able to utilize the fact her local DMV was open SAT until noon to walk out with what she needed at 11:45AM this morning. She was ecstatic, despite the one day delay. 

I learned the post office has terrible customer service, though that's not really a surprise, given they are overpaid and underworked. A lack of pride in one's work is often directly related to not having any incentive to do a good job. When all you have to do is show up and receive a platinum pension and ridiculously high wage, the idea of being polite and giving a damn about your clientele seems like a waste of time.

I learned they do not take criticism well. Despite me being polite, non threatening, and genuinely puzzled; they told me to leave and walked away. They suck. No retailer I was ever employed by would have tolerated anything like that on their worst day. Bad service starts at the top, like a Xmas tree, and if you have the misfortune to visit the bottom rung, well, it will be almost unbelievably bad. It is. 

I learned their technology is, at best, a couple decades behind Fed Ex and UPS. The only thing worse is their lack of pride and how quickly they blame their subcontractors. There's an old saying...a business that blames those who work for them will soon be out of business.

Of course, that would have happened 50 years ago if the post office was not a government entity. They lose $35M every day...whether they are open or not. And instead of even trying to fix it, they brag about the job they do and insist they are some sort of unmatched juggernaut.

They are proof of what happens when government takes over something private business could do oodles better. The downturn is swift and lengthy, and in some cases, never ending.

Think about that next time you think the government should be running the clinic that keeps you and your family in good health.

12/15/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/15/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

I'm not a beer drinker, but I would bet my life Vegan Milk Stout is what they serve in hell.

12/15/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/15/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

Consistency is not their strength.

12/15/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/15/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

Maybe 1/1024th true...

12/15/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/15/2018 12:01:00 PM) - Al

I hate the long finals break every year they take for the Badgers' basketball team. 

12/15/2018 12:01:00 PM

(12/15/2018 11:38:00 AM) - Al

Tulo would be an interesting fit, at 2B or 3B.

He's a $15M player who is probably only worth $10M due to his projected games total.

12/15/2018 11:38:00 AM

(12/15/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

Kinsler signs with Padres.

He and Daniel Murphy are the only 2 2B the Brewers have really been connected to, though that may be a result of player's agents not leaking. 

12/15/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/15/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

The irony? Chuck and Nancy are so egotistical, they have no idea they're getting played.

12/15/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/15/2018 09:08:00 AM) - Al

The White Sox have eschewed the "let's rebuild slowly with youth" model.

I've always liked Alonso more than most, but he is certainly not a bargain given his age and production. They could easily get 90% of his production from a minor league FA or by waiting out the market and signing a player coming off an injury or an off year.

12/15/2018 09:08:00 AM

(12/15/2018 06:00:00 AM) - Al

He's right you know.

12/15/2018 06:00:00 AM

(12/15/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

But, they do want others to pay more.

12/15/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/15/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

My God the drama queens among us.

Look Tad and Buffy, relax and enjoy your 2nd or, heck, maybe even your 3rd choice.

12/15/2018 01:00:00 AM

Friday, December 14, 2018

(12/14/2018 06:24:00 PM) - Al

Heh. Ask a homeless person what they think of climate change.

The selfish and wealthy have to have something to complain about in order to feel self important. Whatevs.

12/14/2018 06:24:00 PM

(12/14/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

Well, to be fair, it's colder because it's hotter.

Same reason floods are caused by drought.

I mean, it's science!!

12/14/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/14/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

Both the Rambling wife and I guessed the top 2 worst passwords.

12/14/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/14/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

Fear and because they are bullies.


12/14/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/14/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

So, what do they have to hide?

Looking for a fake crime is exhausting.

12/14/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/14/2018 12:45:00 PM) - Al

Or, the reporter just made it up.

12/14/2018 12:45:00 PM

(12/14/2018 10:30:00 AM) - Al

They hate him because he refuses to be a pawn.

The irony? They continue to make up issues to deflect from the fact the results are Reaganesque.

They hate prosperity and hate success. It's not their thing.

12/14/2018 10:30:00 AM

(12/14/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

I blame the NRA.

12/14/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/14/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

Bad things happen to bad people.


12/14/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/14/2018 08:00:00 AM) - Al

Flake is an attention whore's attention whore.

What a clown.

By the way, my boy parts (sorry if anyone was offended) are still in pain from the description of peeing shards of glass.

12/14/2018 08:00:00 AM

(12/14/2018 06:00:00 AM) - Al

I never knew Mexico was so racist.

12/14/2018 06:00:00 AM

(12/14/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

Don't let the door hit you in the ass Granny.

12/14/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/14/2018 01:30:00 AM) - Al

That's why the powerful loves it.

12/14/2018 01:30:00 AM

Thursday, December 13, 2018

(12/13/2018 09:00:00 PM) - Al

Sorry about the inefficiency and lack of concern at the USPS. Still, nothing I love more than a Ramblings rant. 


Thank you Matt. I hate you less than most. 

12/13/2018 09:00:00 PM

(12/13/2018 07:52:00 PM) - Al

There was love for Mike Moustakas after his short but fun stay in Milwaukee. He is currently working closely with Brewers Ryan Braun and Christian Yelich to raise funds for victims of the fires in Southern California. Decent chance Braun and or NL MVP Yelich bends the ear of owner Mark Attanasio, yet another SoCal resident.--Heyman

Moustakas has value because he's a plus defender, which inflates his value despite a weak OBP. 

To compare, Daniel Murphy has value because he hits so well, it makes up for his weak defense.

12/13/2018 07:52:00 PM

(12/13/2018 03:43:00 PM) - Al

The problem is, all those little brats combined are still incredible stupid. Their ideas are out of utopian novels that are, to be blunt, insanely moronic.

12/13/2018 03:43:00 PM

(12/13/2018 02:40:00 PM) - Al

I can't believe how many times he tries and still misses the humor meter.

12/13/2018 02:40:00 PM

(12/13/2018 12:12:00 PM) - Al

Brewers to acquire Alex Claudio, LH reliever from the Rangers.

Had an off 2018, but very solid career and peripherals. Bad luck last season it would appear.

3 years of team control left. Under 500 OPSA versus LH bats in his career. Passable versus righties, but I suspect he'll be utilized as a loogy.

Claudio with a career 2.63 ERA outside of the offensive haven of Arlington.

Adding him for a future asset (and not to be overlooked, saving a draft bonus of about $2M, that might be added to the current payroll).

12/13/2018 12:12:00 PM

(12/13/2018 11:40:00 AM) - Al

Alexander Alvarez taken in minor league portion, 22, minor league catcher, struggled in A ball last year. Has 39% career CS%, so he can throw.

12/13/2018 11:40:00 AM

(12/13/2018 11:32:00 AM) - Al

Julio Garcia taken by Crew in minor league part of Rule 5.

Switch hitting infielder, only 21. Very good in his years of rookie ball, failed to succeed in his first season of A ball.

12/13/2018 11:32:00 AM

(12/13/2018 11:28:00 AM) - Al

Minor league Rule 5 is underway. Usually just roster filler, with a toolsy guy or two thrown in for good measure.

12/13/2018 11:28:00 AM

(12/13/2018 11:17:00 AM) - Al

Rule 5 draft underway.

JS hearing Crew will not make a pick.

ADDED: Brewers pass. 

ADDED ALSO: No Brewers selected in Rule 5 major league phase. Olczak made it through. Not a high enough ceiling, I assume. 

12/13/2018 11:17:00 AM

(12/13/2018 11:14:00 AM) - Al

Criminals being sent home.

Funny how the truth is exactly what the public wants.

That's why the old media lies.

12/13/2018 11:14:00 AM

(12/13/2018 09:58:00 AM) - Al

Stearns said yesterday that a Rule 5 pick would have to ready to contribute next season. Now, could that mean contribute as a mop up type reliever? Possibly.

My guess is they have a half dozen names and will take one if they fall. Also, if a team above them does not have a player to take, many are open to taking a player and trading him immediately. The Crew did that for the Cubs 2 years ago.

12/13/2018 09:58:00 AM

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

(12/12/2018 08:01:00 PM) - Al

Minor pitchers signing, Happ about the only top guy to come off the board of late.

12/12/2018 08:01:00 PM

(12/12/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

Every once in a while, I hit the sarcasm meter so high I scare myself.

12/12/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/12/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

They pick their heroes badly.

12/12/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/12/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

Never stop talking.

12/12/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/12/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

So, if I identify as a pig, can I butcher myself and become a package of bacon?

As,king for a friend.

12/12/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/12/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al


As a wise man once said, people that have no idea where their next meal is coming from don't give a damn about being triggered or non PC talk.

Who does? Pampered pencil pushers. The hell with them.

12/12/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/12/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

That's a shame.

Note that it comes with tax revenue at an all time high, because rates were lowered, despite all the smartest people telling me it was the end of the world as we knew it.

People who want everyone to pay less taxes are conservatives.

People that wants others to pay more in taxes are not.

12/12/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/12/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

Funny how the truth always seems to emerge later when the "guilty until proven innocent" pitchforks and torches crowd shows up to ignore what the USA was built on.

If only there was some simple 4 word phrase that could promise the wrongly accused would have to be, you know, proven guilty.

Alas, we are just rubes.

12/12/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/12/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

Beam me up Scottie.

And they wonder why we think they're idiots.

12/12/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/12/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

But we should only have one kind of deoderant.

Otherwise, we're just greedy comrades.

Because shut up.

12/12/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/12/2018 08:00:00 AM) - Al

Why does the left always attack women?

12/12/2018 08:00:00 AM

(12/12/2018 12:30:00 AM) - Al

Fox reports Brewers also interested in Ian Kinsler to play 2b.

Interesting Murphy and Kinsler are 2 totally different players and both the braintrust and myself had them at the top of the list.

12/12/2018 12:30:00 AM

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

(12/11/2018 07:48:00 PM) - Al

I'll link Adam's recap of Ramos meeting with the Brewers. Ramos is a good offensive player, but rather average behind the plate, and has had trouble staying healthy, a very real concern given the rigors of catching.

12/11/2018 07:48:00 PM

(12/11/2018 04:31:00 PM) - Al

Crew meeting with Ramos.

12/11/2018 04:31:00 PM

(12/11/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

Well, rumor has it he may be a...conservative.

Even worse, he believes in the Constitution...which is well over 200 years old.

12/11/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/11/2018 11:05:00 AM) - Al

Smith is a solid reliever, but I have to wonder why so many teams are on him.

Maybe it's just a case of him only have a season of team control left and the Giants do not expect to compete.

12/11/2018 11:05:00 AM

(12/11/2018 10:44:00 AM) - Al

Enough teams in on Happ that most expect him to get a 3 year deal. Rotoworld reporting he has told clubs he will accept the first 3 year guarantee he receives.

12/11/2018 10:44:00 AM

(12/11/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

No idea what the weather is going to do tomorrow, but 100% certain what killed a few animals 250M years ago.

By the way, we've had dozens of ice ages, all before the Industrial Revolution. It is actually miraculous how stupid their drivel sounds.

By the way, amazingly, we overcame this, ahem, "disaster," and now have cars that drive themselves. Meanwhile, Venezuela, which was the richest country in the world a decade ago, has pissed away a bijillion dollars because they embraced the exact same socialism the NY Times does.

Why? Because standing in line for toilet paper keeps the peasants from, you know, developing technology and coming up with ideas to join the elite class. People that are afraid of competition love socialism. People that could not care less if others work harder, smarter, or get luckier than they not.

12/11/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/11/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

The funny thing here?

They're such geeks, they think they actually accomplished something.

12/11/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/11/2018 09:10:00 AM) - Al

Corey Ray mentioned in talks for Kluber.

12/11/2018 09:10:00 AM

(12/11/2018 08:51:00 AM) - Al

To be fair, it's easy to change your mind when you're just making stuff up as you go along.

12/11/2018 08:51:00 AM

(12/11/2018 05:00:00 AM) - Al

Sharpton's a liberal, so nobody can mention he hates Jews.

Pay attention rubes.

12/11/2018 05:00:00 AM

(12/11/2018 02:00:00 AM) - Al


Only liberal hacks are saying anything. No one cares about figurehead positions. The only downside is dealing with the old media, who between them are all buffoons that lie.

It's just to avoid them having to discuss the booming Reaganesque economy. Obama would have accomplished this to, except he was an economic know nothing.

12/11/2018 02:00:00 AM

Monday, December 10, 2018

(12/10/2018 09:32:00 PM) - Al

I'm on my phone, but MLBTR has a piece on the Crew talking to Moustakas and Daniel Murphy, while keeping dialogue open with Miley.

12/10/2018 09:32:00 PM

(12/10/2018 09:00:00 PM) - Al

All their charges were illegal, because the dossier was illegal.

Heads should roll, but since they're Dems, everyone just shrugs and ignores it.

12/10/2018 09:00:00 PM

(12/10/2018 07:13:00 PM) - Al

I'm a big Yandy Diaz fan, as he's an OBP machine. The Tribe acts like they're unsure if not making outs helps the team score runs.

12/10/2018 07:13:00 PM

(12/10/2018 06:58:00 PM) - Al

Counsell says the Crew would like to pick up an infielder, which to me, may mean a 2B or a 3B.

Jon Heyman says they would like to clear up 2B and add a SP.

Not very newsy on MLBN.

12/10/2018 06:58:00 PM

(12/10/2018 05:30:00 PM) - Al


They will not stop until everyone is as miserable (and perpetually offended) as they are.

12/10/2018 05:30:00 PM

(12/10/2018 04:51:00 PM) - Al

Gard seems to have loosened up some of the unwritten rules on accepting transfers.

12/10/2018 04:51:00 PM

(12/10/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al

I'll take Doing Far More Work and Accomplishing Nothing for $1000, Alex.

Killing old media slowly, and with no shame. 

12/10/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/10/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

When free speech is limited, free speech no longer exists.

That's why Amy Schumer can call gays whatever offensive word she wants and I can't.

The difference, of course, being that I do not call them an offensive word, but Schumer, but the left would insist I'm a far worse human being, because I believe in capitalism, free markets, and not spending tax money on stupid crap.

Because shut up. 

12/10/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/10/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

Think how tough it would be to be Cortez's publicist, and the fear she lives under pressure knowing the mockery that would avalanche onto her if she misses correcting a single press release that talks about "the Jooz."

12/10/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/10/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

This is the best statement I've ever seen about not vaccinating a child.

12/10/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/10/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

It's almost impossible...but right now, there are thousands of women doing exactly that.

She's an attention whore, and she plays one on TV as well.

12/10/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/10/2018 01:56:00 PM) - Al

Because he'd much rather have the free publicity of being a "lone wolf" that bother making truthful rankings in meaningless DEC polls.

12/10/2018 01:56:00 PM

(12/10/2018 01:35:00 PM) - Al

A better bet would be we've replaced 3 outdoor recesses a day with a planned group recreational activity and 2 "quiet reading/study times."

I'm not saying the left wants to keep kids from enjoying themselves. But if you said it, I'd understand.

12/10/2018 01:35:00 PM

(12/10/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al


A lot of people think I'm nuts when I say this, but one of the favorites part of my week is sitting down at my Dilbert cubicle at 6:07 AM on Monday morning. The phones have not started ringing or flashing. The only ones around are folks like me that want to enjoy their 4:30 until bedtime enough to suffer the pain of a 4 darkthirty alarm clock ringing. With my first quart of coffee in hand, I peruse my favorite bookmarks, mostly unseen since Thursday afternoon. I enjoy the sarcasm, the catchphrases repeated so often I often predict them (that's a damn shame, consistency is not their strength), and how it all just kind of spills out, with little direction. I chuckle softly, with an occasional LOL, though I may try to cover those up with a throat clearing. The current events and links are usually old news to me, but I still skim them, so I can then understand what you said about them. 

Keep Rambling. I appreciate it. I hit the tip jar and hope others will as well. I would miss it if it was gone. 


My work here is done. Thank you TG, I should be tipping you.

Ramblings will return after a long weeping break.

12/10/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/10/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

You realize, MacGyver himself is not qualified to sit near the exit door...

12/10/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/10/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

The answer is obvious. We're just too damn stupid to understand the superior intelligence of the left.

12/10/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 10:30:00 AM) - Al

Consistency is not their strength.

12/10/2018 10:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

I have said this before, but when no one wants you, you really do not "retire."

If that was the case, I "retired" about 31 years ago, when I went undrafted in the June draft and I did not accept any of the nonexistent free agent offers before me.

12/10/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 09:03:00 AM) - Al

Funny, I never once thought of Harold Baines as a Hall of Famer.

I once suggested Ryan Braun would probably choose to finish his career in Milwaukee, unless he thought he could DH a couple seasons and make the HOF. I was chided by many who said Braun had no chance.

If Baines is a Hall of Famer, the only thing keeping Braun out is not playing long enough. 

12/10/2018 09:03:00 AM

(12/10/2018 08:30:00 AM) - Al

Beautiful speech and national anthem before the Army/Navy game SAT.

My only regret is they forgot to mention our true heroes...the old media.

And just for good measure, allow me to add, Colin Kaepernick is a slimeball SOB. The hell with him.

12/10/2018 08:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 06:00:00 AM) - Al

The old media's utopia.

If his approval rating goes any lower, it will be close to that of Jeff Flake...another liberal hero.

12/10/2018 06:00:00 AM

(12/10/2018 04:30:00 AM) - Al

It's a mystery that may never be solved.

12/10/2018 04:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

Well, that different. Liberals can say whatever they want. Even the n word.

Because shut up.

12/10/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/10/2018 03:00:00 AM) - Al

Most just simply cannot afford it. It was set up to punish successful people who are either independent contractors or small business owners.

The old media is envious of them, so they will not point out the fact that someone making $60-70K a year has a policy that they pay $2500 a month for that requires them to pay the first $10k anyway, in effect paying $40k a year that only covers them on health care dollars from $10001 and up.

If the choice is go broke paying for something that's nearly worthless or pay a tiny fine for not going broke; it really isn't much of a decision to make.

12/10/2018 03:00:00 AM

(12/10/2018 01:00:00 AM) - Al

The thing is, the fact Hader, Donte, and others were simply quoting rap songs is rarely reported. The irony is, the rap songs that harbor said offensive lyrics are never mentioned or criticized because, you see, that would be racist.

If one did not know better, one might think the old media is only interested in covering that up.

12/10/2018 01:00:00 AM

Sunday, December 09, 2018

(12/09/2018 08:00:00 PM) - Al

If you cry wolf enough and pretend to be outraged enough times, eventually, the vast majority of Americans understand you're just faking it to fill space and appear woke.

12/09/2018 08:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 06:23:00 PM) - Al

Those are different. Liberals can say whatever they want.

When they have to follow the same rules, all hell will break loose. 

12/09/2018 06:23:00 PM

(12/09/2018 05:00:00 PM) - Al

On a related note, I can't remember the details when I'm caught doing something wrong either.

12/09/2018 05:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

I would have bet my house this was true.

12/09/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

He is a good athlete, but struggles to get on base and make contact versus AA pitchers that, for the most part, can't throw a breaking ball for a strike.

He'd be almost worthless on a MLB roster, and I can't believe there are not dozens of players that have higher ceilings.

12/09/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al


12/09/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/09/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

They are all dirty.

We have undercovered the problem. It's our own intelligence being so far left they are effectively the Democratic Bureau of Intelligence.

It's a mystery why they covered up Hillary's crimes and never charged her...

12/09/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

They won't be happy until everyone is as miserable as they are.

12/09/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/09/2018 12:30:00 PM) - Al

I wonder if she would marry me.

Damn the law.

12/09/2018 12:30:00 PM

(12/09/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

I've known this because the old media has been denying it for 24 months.

12/09/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/09/2018 11:30:00 AM) - Al

In flyover country, many refer to this as "Saturday night."

12/09/2018 11:30:00 AM

(12/09/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

They won't be happy until everyone is as miserable as they are.

The real irony of this is these despicable waste of a human life human beings have the nerve to put down others. The hell with them.

12/09/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/09/2018 10:30:00 AM) - Al

They will not be happy until everyone is as miserable as they are.

12/09/2018 10:30:00 AM

(12/09/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

Except, of course, for Obama; who was there to stop the rise of the oceans.

12/09/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/09/2018 09:19:00 AM) - Al

A man was driving around a full parking lot for a long time. Could not find an open spot. Frustrated, he said out loud, "God, if you give me an open parking spot, I'll start going to church every Sunday." A split second later, a car backed up right in front of him, and he pulled into the open spot. Immediately, he said, "Never mind God, I found one."--Joel Osteen

The Rambling worship service has ended. Before you leave, feel free to place your bets and pick up a donut before you leave.

That's why the Ramblings' church actually has butts in the seats.

12/09/2018 09:19:00 AM

(12/09/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

That's a shame.

I say that often in jest, but this time I mean it.

12/09/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/09/2018 08:22:00 AM) - Al

Rumors persist the Brewers are talking to the Tribe about Trevor Bauer.

12/09/2018 08:22:00 AM

(12/09/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al

The hell you say.

Also, water is wet. Pie is good.

12/09/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/09/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al


Get in line.

12/09/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/09/2018 01:30:00 AM) - Al

Notice how no comedian ever gets in trouble for telling fat guy jokes.

Funny how that is.

12/09/2018 01:30:00 AM

Saturday, December 08, 2018

(12/08/2018 09:00:00 PM) - Al

That's a damn shame, and so unexpected.

One has to wonder if this is because of Russia...

12/08/2018 09:00:00 PM

(12/08/2018 09:00:00 PM) - Al

That's because they aren't unpatriotic scumbags.*

*No offense intended to bags of scum. 

12/08/2018 09:00:00 PM

(12/08/2018 07:00:00 PM) - Al

I believe a wise man once said it was a made up piece of crap.

Basically, it said "he's a Republican."

A certain community organizer would be ashamed of himself, if he cared about anyone or anything other than himself.

12/08/2018 07:00:00 PM

(12/08/2018 05:48:00 PM) - Al

Brewers sign another Guerra to a minor league deal.

12/08/2018 05:48:00 PM

(12/08/2018 05:30:00 PM) - Al

My idea? Quit acting like one then.

12/08/2018 05:30:00 PM

(12/08/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

But all the smartest people that hate their country insist no one likes him.

Expect to see articles on Monday calling for the end of the Army/Navy game.

12/08/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/08/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

It's a mystery that may never be solved.

12/08/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/08/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

Drill baby drill.

Palin must get tired of being proven right daily a decade later.

12/08/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/08/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

Luckily, he's a Democrat. It's offensive to bring up brushes with the law for the party of Ted Kennedy.

12/08/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/08/2018 11:00:00 AM) - Al

She's breaking rules and she's not seated yet.

That may be a record. Of course, when you're that stupid...

12/08/2018 11:00:00 AM

(12/08/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

I'm so old, I remember when the old media and the left longed for France like government in the USA.

They choose poorly.

12/08/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/08/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

What the hell?--liberals everywhere.

Rasmussen, the only ones that are not trying to figure out how to ask the questions to give the president a lower rating, has President Trump at 50%. Considering their run of success, if you don't follow Rasmussen, it's because ther truth hurts.

12/08/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/08/2018 07:00:00 AM) - Al

Snopes is just liberal hacks telling lies under the guise of truth.

12/08/2018 07:00:00 AM

(12/08/2018 06:30:00 AM) - Al


Yes, the main thing a AG should do is make himself impotent on important decisions. Sessions pretty much said since I can locate Russia on a map, I better recuse myself. He's a perfect example of the old Republican "mother may I" attitude that resulted in losing to a guy who couldn't lead a hooker into bed (hat tip Bob Knight on Steve Alford) because everyone was afraid if they pointed out he was a stoned loser in college, and a pencil pusher who hung out with terrorists in adulthood; they'd be called a racist.

The more names they call you, the more effective a job you're doing.

12/08/2018 06:30:00 AM

(12/08/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

They do not root for a side, you know.

12/08/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/08/2018 01:30:00 AM) - Al

That's different.

I'm so old when they praised Serena Williams for cursing and threatening officials, and then said it was racist to criticize her for behaving badly.

Because shut up.

12/08/2018 01:30:00 AM

Friday, December 07, 2018

(12/07/2018 05:53:00 PM) - Al

Bucks make huge trade, acquire George Hill and Sam Dekker from Cavs for Delly, Henson, and a future 1st and 2nd round pick.

The link treats Dekker like a throw in to even out salaries, but anyone that saw him play for the Badgers knows he has the potential to be an impact guy. I'm the first to admit he may never reach that level. I certainly like the idea of getting potential like that in a throw in.

Hill is a very solid combo guard who shoots 3's almost incredibly well, 38% for his career and 41% since 2015. His defensive metrics have slipped, but that is often related to teammates and effort. He only has a guaranteed salary for this current season, so this could probably be considered a "go for it" type move, as he is unlikely to be retained for next season at his Monopoly money like $18M number.

I've always been a Delly fan, as it's difficult not to watch him and enjoy his defense and hustle, but am the first to admit he's been an overpaid role player. Henson continues to work himself into a passable NBA center, even adding a 3 this year, but will miss most of the season and possibly all of it. The Bucks have been going small a lot since Henson's injury, and some before that, so that will probably become more common...a lineup of Bledsoe/Hill/Brogdon/Middleton/Giannis might become common if they are able to rebound and defend.

As with all NBA trades, the salary cap plays a large part. This clears tons of money off next season's cap, and with Middleton having to be resigned or lost, I assume clears some room for him to be a very wealthy man, perhaps within a few million each year of the max.

EDIT: Bucks then trade Dekker for Wizards' big man Jason Smith, who looks like a tough, gritty stretch 4/5 who shoots 3's and bangs inside the paint. That does provide more "balance," especially if Lopez goes down to injury. 

12/07/2018 05:53:00 PM

(12/07/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

Why so violent?

Don't forget, Sanders' supporters were caught starting fights at Trump rallies to try and make negative headlines. They got caught, and the old media pretended it never happened.

That's because the old media does not root for a side.

12/07/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/07/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al

You would feel that way too if your 2 sons were a fraction as worthless as Gillibrand's offspring.

12/07/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/07/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

You can't help but prosper where the streets are paved with gold. The rest of us have to earn it. 

That's a Bon Jovi lyric combined with my capitalist common sense to make a Ramblings' original.

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12/07/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/07/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

She's not smart enough to hold open a door to Congress.

Or, to know whether to "push" or "pull" to open said door.

12/07/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/07/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

If you don't believe it's all just investigating people for being Republicans, you must not be a Republican.

Don't worry Dems, eventually, you are forced to follow your own rules.

12/07/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/07/2018 12:33:00 PM) - Al

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I'm not even interested in human weddings and funerals.

12/07/2018 12:33:00 PM

(12/07/2018 12:25:00 PM) - Al

I think LeMahieu or Kinsler will be at 2B for the Crew next season.

That's what you refer to as a "call."

I still think Grandal ends up in MIL. Hopefully, his postseason brought down his price like it increased Eovaldi's.

12/07/2018 12:25:00 PM

(12/07/2018 12:21:00 PM) - Al

I like any adult male that answers to "Tuffy."

12/07/2018 12:21:00 PM

(12/07/2018 12:16:00 PM) - Al

If Comey doesn't answer Questions under Oath he should be held in contempt and Jailed.--Joe G

I fixed it for Joe, he's probably a busy fella.

12/07/2018 12:16:00 PM

(12/07/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

What is "What Happens When You're 45 and Have Never Kissed A Girl, Alex?"

The real goofiness to me is why they think anyone would find that interesting. It's like asking "what happens if a dog could drive a car, but not read the traffic signs?"

The more I think about it, my question is oodles more interesting than the linked one.

12/07/2018 12:00:00 PM

(12/07/2018 10:00:00 AM) - Al

You laugh at me all you want, for her age, that is a fine looking woman.

12/07/2018 10:00:00 AM

(12/07/2018 09:30:00 AM) - Al

Heartbreaking and gutwrenching...

Drama much? A couple former utility players were killed in a car crash. Compared to a child's death from cancer or a baby dying because their drug addicted parents were too busy getting high to feed him, it's hardly a tragedy; just a sad thing that happens hundreds of times a day in the USA and all over the world.

It's the cost of modern technology. The human body was not designed to go from moving at a high rate of speed to not moving in an instant. I feel for their families and friends.

12/07/2018 09:30:00 AM

(12/07/2018 09:15:00 AM) - Al

Not only do I assume he's a racist, there's a rumor out there he may have assaulted Christine Blasey Ford...

12/07/2018 09:15:00 AM

(12/07/2018 09:00:00 AM) - Al

If only there had been some sort of historical documentation that this would happen...

It'll work next time.

12/07/2018 09:00:00 AM

(12/07/2018 08:30:00 AM) - Al

Understatement of all time.

12/07/2018 08:30:00 AM

(12/07/2018 08:05:00 AM) - Al

It's almost as if they don't want to be honest.

12/07/2018 08:05:00 AM

(12/07/2018 07:30:00 AM) - Al

Well that's different, because shut up.

12/07/2018 07:30:00 AM

(12/07/2018 05:30:00 AM) - Al

Funny because it's accurate.

12/07/2018 05:30:00 AM

(12/07/2018 03:30:00 AM) - Al

The problem with Trump is we make it all about Trump when it's really all about Trump.

12/07/2018 03:30:00 AM

(12/07/2018 02:00:00 AM) - Al

The lead if the Rambling wife ever wised up and divorced me would read: Ramblings' author to lose half of pocket lint and a good portion of his appeal in settlement.

12/07/2018 02:00:00 AM

(12/07/2018 12:30:00 AM) - Al

I never saw a single episode of Kiana in which she wore more than 15% of the clothing she has on here.

12/07/2018 12:30:00 AM

Thursday, December 06, 2018

(12/06/2018 09:53:00 PM) - Al

Quick note to the Rambling brother, just got 3 texts from you. Dated up to a couple weeks ago. Will not reply now in case you are sleeping. FYI.

12/06/2018 09:53:00 PM

(12/06/2018 09:00:00 PM) - Al

I am actually a native of East Virginia.

12/06/2018 09:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 08:43:00 PM) - Al

I hope the Brewers are talking to him too, though I doubt he'd accept a 4th OF job even if paid more.

12/06/2018 08:43:00 PM

(12/06/2018 08:00:00 PM) - Al

Light reading sent in by James.

They're good people.

12/06/2018 08:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 08:00:00 PM) - Al

I'm so old, I remember when it was sexist to say this.

You know...a few weeks ago.

If you don't like their principles, don't worry, they have others.

Notice, despite the fact the old media insisted the president was a racist and terrible person for telling it like it was, in less than 60 days, the old media has decided he was right all along. 

Consistency is not their strength.

12/06/2018 08:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 05:49:00 PM) - Al


I see what he did there.

I've been known to get dog gone angry about this fictional outrage as well. They don't understand that when people hear crap like this, they automatically ignore everything PETA says.

12/06/2018 05:49:00 PM

(12/06/2018 05:06:00 PM) - Al

Schoop gets $7.5M from the Twins. With the plethora of 2B out there, that figure seems high to me. I would have guessed $4-5M.

12/06/2018 05:06:00 PM

(12/06/2018 04:30:00 PM) - Al

Rather jumps on the "a dead Republican ain't as bad a living one" bandwagon.

The irony here is this clown reported fake news for decades and no one blinked an eye, even after he was caught forging documents against W.

Hopefully, no clowns were offended by the previous comment.

12/06/2018 04:30:00 PM

(12/06/2018 04:00:00 PM) - Al

Because lying and being mean is not funny.

The Babylon Bee is an equal opportunity offender, and is hilarious. The Onion used to be, and is now not smart or funny, because they only skew one side. Ditto for SNL.

12/06/2018 04:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 03:30:00 PM) - Al

Far too attention whoreish and "look at me" for my tastes.

That said, the little witch deserves what she got. 

By the way, we've had 10 degree weather here several times this year and I wear shorts outside. When you're a northerner, it ain't cold until it gets below zero. 

12/06/2018 03:30:00 PM

(12/06/2018 03:00:00 PM) - Al


12/06/2018 03:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 02:30:00 PM) - Al

This is why my email box floods over. The numbers are huge, and even moreso in urban areas.

12/06/2018 02:30:00 PM

(12/06/2018 02:11:00 PM) - Al

2 years from now, the revisionist history will read, "most observers realized right away that a $68M commitment to a pitcher with a history of injuries and only a single really good season was shortsighted."

12/06/2018 02:11:00 PM

(12/06/2018 02:00:00 PM) - Al

I feel it was 1/1024th prudent.

12/06/2018 02:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 01:49:00 PM) - Al

Trevor Anderson out for the season with a knee injury.

Not a devastating loss for the Badgers, but it could be if Pritzl, Trice, or Davison go down later. Anderson has already redshirted a season when he transferred from UWGB, but sometimes, the NCAA does give athletes a 6th season of eligibility, though he may have played too many games for that to be a realistic hope. Best of luck to him as he recovers and rehabs.

12/06/2018 01:49:00 PM

(12/06/2018 01:30:00 PM) - Al

The hero of the old media.

They choose badly.

12/06/2018 01:30:00 PM

(12/06/2018 01:00:00 PM) - Al

Abby is obviously a sexual deviant.

12/06/2018 01:00:00 PM

(12/06/2018 12:00:00 PM) - Al

Every time I write about my friend who is in a GA jail, I get a few emails that tell very heartfelt stories about a relative or themselves who spent time behind bars. Several have said it is fine to print them, but I choose not to...they seem a bit too personal for public viewing. It is a very emotional subject for many.

I will not delve into details, but she did get the penalty she was hoping for, and seems thrilled about it. She insists this is a new beginning and she will be a new person when her penalty is complete.

Thank you to those who have messaged and emailed. I have learned not to expect too much, but am hopeful, of course.

12/06/2018 12:00:00 PM

These are the good old days. Some folks are just too busy wishing the streets were paved with gold to enjoy the good times.

Whatever strikes me as interesting, and serious Milwaukee Brewers thoughts. If you are a believer in respecting OBP, throwing strikes, and keeping the ball in the park, you may have found the place you've been searching for. I believe in low taxes, small government, and am not afraid to be labeled patriotic. If you are interested in sausage race results, walk up music, or professional wrestling, you may wish to click elsewhere.

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