What not to do. 

He'll raise your taxes too. Punishing success is all they know. 

A wise man has pointed this out often. 

Nothing is more miserable than a liberal. It's all they know. 

They never see it coming. No matter how obvious. 

Still the same scumbag he was then. Just now, he's senile too. 

This is what happens in socialist 3rd world nations with dictators. 

Only 54%?  Those 46% have mighty low standards. 

Aidan also wonders why his granny drinks wine on her cereal. No Clinton has told the truth since Monica wore that dress.

The hilarity is gonna be nonstop. 

And, they refused to mix his chocolate and butterscotch pudding. 

You see "chocoscotch" is his favorite.

This clown can barely stay awake past 8am. This is a sitcom. 

Miss my dog every day. 

All fake. Easier to solve fictional problems than real ones. 

I knew this a long time ago. Read the transcript and have a brain. 

I celebrate history every damn day, Jenny. It's the only day with that date EVER. 

No mask for me. The redhead with the aromatic hair said it's fine. 

These are the stupidest people on the planet. They've embarrassed themselves a dozen times and it's their 2nd day. Complete morons with no common sense. 

Suddenly, Fauci is the enemy. Hard to tell without a scorecard. 

Doc will change his mind to agree with the dementia inflicted senile one. He already changes his mind with the breeze. 

Moving on to Kamala.

Go figure. I blame Russia. 

See what I did there?

I'm not saying Tony is a loser. He doesn't need my help. 

No worries. Senile Joe will take care of this yesterday. UTOPIA!!!

She seems so friendly. 

Casper has more color. 6 days might be a stretch.

There's a guy who stands on a street corner downtown here yelling to himself most of the day. 

In 50 years, he can be president. 

They were better when they focused on boobs. 

Hard to believe the liberal old media dude does not know a patriotic song. 

Crenshaw making good points of late. 

Funny how they forget. 

That was different. 

DC entirely empty. Very popular.  

It's far easier to fix fictional problems than real ones. 

I love the fake children stuff. 

He's always a grump unless he's sniffing a female child's hair. 

This would be a slam dunk if states would just *checks notes* vaccinate people actually at risk instead of healthy 30 year olds. 

 Our best friend in the tumultuous Middle East. 

Can't have breadlines if people are busy working. 

Please. How dumb do you have to be to think Senile Joe knows how to tweet? 

Seriously.

The GOP needs to parrot the facts and shrug at the know betters. As pointed out, don't count on it. They seem to be full of cowards who are afraid of their own shadow. 

OJ jokes still make me giggle. 

Because we all know he's guilty, but he doesn't seem to realize we hate him. 

The left ignored the accusers and called them all sluts. 

Hypocrites, every single one. 

Rules are for the peasant folks. To be fair, Joe doesn't know who he is or what a mask is. He's on his 4th nap since lunch. 

Gonna be a joke or two every day until the inevitable resignation because it was all fake. 

He's the first 78 year old who looks twice his age. 

The mortician should be ashamed.  

 To be fair, he was stupid before he was sick. 

How dumb do you have to be to think Senile Joe knows how to tweet? 

Think of all the prime cuts of beef he could buy too. 

Damn shame. 

That's because the threat of violence is the old media's hope and dream.

Well, this only happens every single time. 

All liberals, coincidentally. 

 As folks who just sold their house, thank you President Trump.

I must admit, I do find the fact I saw hundreds of know betters spent an entire day telling everyone this and that about MLK Jr and that yesterday was his birthday did not bother to take 5 seconds and google the fact that his birthday was the 15th. 

Still 0%. Oof. 

 Funny because it's not the Bee. 

You'd be unwoke too if you saw how stupid and intolerable the woke are. 

 Call me a contrarian, but this seems a tad shortsighted. 

Let's be honest...500 is a stretch. 

 To be fair, they were investigating a rope pull in a garage for a NASCAR driver attention whore. 

Heh. Unexpectedly. 

They're so bad at this. 

I have yet to find a single one that is not a hypocrite.